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Sexy_chewbacca

I'm a proud daddy of the most amazing little I have ever met, she is my world and I am hers, she completes me, makes me whole again and makes the voices go away, she's my reason to wake up in the morning and the reason I go to bed at night, and if you try to come between us... Well let's home that never happens :) so come hang with us in chat, we can have a good laugh and have heaps of fun

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    DadasLilStonerPrincess
    Feb 25
    Stuffieeeee **pets your hair and steals da stuffie**
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Feb 25
    Nuuuuuuuuu not da comfort stuffie **hold onto stuffie for dear life**
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    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 19
    My beautiful baby girl have gone blonde!!!!
    DadasLilStonerPrincess
    Yesterday, 11:04PM
    Hehe all yours Dada!!
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    Stuffie fwom Daddy!
    Apr 19
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    svale
    Apr 19
    pika pika chu!
    Llooneylisha
    Yesterday, 09:27AM
    ITS SO CUTE!!!!
    KpopLittle
    Yesterday, 09:31AM
    Kawaii
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    Happy birthday princess

    I am so deeply and truely in love with you, you have helped me grow and you've taught me sooo much but the one thing I am so truely greatful for above all else is that you've shown me what it means to love again, I had all but given up when we met, and as I believe you had too, we both came to this site and started talking to each other with no intention what so ever to start a relationship but fate has pulled us together, you've been with me through my ups and downs, some of which I don't know if you knew about, and I've been there for you when you almost died from drunk headbanging, and when you go through a mood where nothing is cheerful and I love you all the more for it!!! To truely get to know someone and love them so thoroughly as I love you, you need to see the darkness to appreciate the light 😍 but you've introduced me to things tooo, things I'd never have thought of or tried without you, and I love them, you truely get how my brain works, you know how I feel often and you know just what to say and when to say it

    I love you leslie
    Happy birthday princess

    I am so deeply and truely in love with you, you have helped me grow and you've taught me sooo much but the one thing I am so truely greatful for above all else is that you've shown me what it means to love again, I had all but given up when we met, and as I bel...See more
    DadasLilStonerPrincess
    Apr 17
    I wuvoo so so so much
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    To my baby bean

    I am forever in awe of you babygirl 😍 I am always learning jew things about my brain and your helping me unlearn old bad habits, your teaching me that it's okays to make mistakes once in a while and I don't always have to be perfect for you, because you are the perfect embodiment of my life's motto "the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind" you have taught me the meaning of forgiveness and you have shown me what it's like to truely love someone. I have honestly deep down never felt as strongly as I do for you, and nothing anyone can do will ever change that, you are truely a goddess, you will forever be my baby bean and chu will forever be known as the little girl who fixed this daddy. You are my guardian angel and my little girl all in one, and I could never dream for it to be any other way that it is ❤️❤️💖💗💗💖💖 I love you Leslie
    To my baby bean

    I am forever in awe of you babygirl 😍 I am always learning jew things about my brain and your helping me unlearn old bad habits, your teaching me that it's okays to make mistakes once in a while and I don't always have to be perfect for you, because you are the perfect...See more
    Apr 15
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    Knightskitten
    Apr 15
    That's so sweet
    DadasLilStonerPrincess
    Apr 15
    Dadaaaa >w< gahhhhhhhh I wuvoo so much
    BabyGirl1967
    Apr 15
    i soooo happy for chus!!
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    Dada!! Happy birthday!!! Im so glad to have you in my life, every single day I feel so beyond lucky that you've chosen me to spend the rest of forever with, you're so beyond amazing that words can't even describe the ways you make me feel. I love our calls, falling asleep to the sound of your voice reading to me, yelling random nonsense at each other and giggling like it's somehow just the funniest thing ever, when I don't think you can hear me sing but your face lights up and I get all flustered and blushy. I love that I can just be completely myself with you and I (most times) don't feel like you'll get upset or mad or leave me (spoopid brain ;-;) you give me a sense of security I haven't felt in a long long time and that's amazing. I love that we want the same things, a family, a wedding, a zoo of pets **giggles**, I love that you always know just the right things to say when I'm sad or in a moody mood mood mood hehe. I love that the sound of your voice alone is enough to calm me and pull me off the ledge, I love your smile and your hair and your laugh and just every single little thing about you, you make me want to be a better person and just make everything as perfect as you make everything for me, I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so soooooooooooo much Dada, forever and always!! Btw the beaverlope says I'm da boss and you're the pwincess hehe!!Dada!! Happy birthday!!! Im so glad to have you in my life, every single day I feel so beyond lucky that you've chosen me to spend the rest of forever with, you're so beyond amazing that words can't even describe the ways you make me feel. I love our calls, falling asleep to the sound of your voice ...See more
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 12
    Thank you so much babygirl, you are my everything you have done so much to help me but I can never make it up to you enough and I can never prove my love for you enough
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 12
    Ps your the first person to give me a birthday wish
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 12
    Pps the beverlope tells lies, never trust the beverlope
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    Just between you me and the beverlope I fucking love you so much my adorable baby bean ❤️😍💖💜💕

    I love that we can sit together on a video call and vmsay nothing but be completely happy
    I love that we can call and talk for hours and hours and hours about nothing at all and still have things to say
    I love how no matter how tired either of us are we both insist on staying up for 5 more minutes just so talk to one and other
    I love how we can laugh and joke for hours until our cheeks hurt and still find fart jokes funny
    I love how unexpectedly excited you get for small things and how constantly you are excited about the big things
    I love waking up to baby bean talking baby speek to her _ daddy
    I love falling asleep to the sound of my baby angels voice
    I love the excitement and stupid happy feeling I get when she calls
    I love the insatiable urge I get to immediately call her back the moment I hang up
    I love the sound of her widdle baby noises she makes when I know she's happy
    I love the silly little jokes she makes to push me into daddy mode
    Despite all my protests I love her teasing while I'm at work and above everything else

    I love my baby Leslie
    Just between you me and the beverlope I fucking love you so much my adorable baby bean ❤️😍💖💜💕

    I love that we can sit together on a video call and vmsay nothing but be completely happy
    I love that we can call and talk for hours and hours and hours about nothing at all and stil...See more
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    DadasLilStonerPrincess
    Apr 7
    Dadaaaaaaaa ;-; you're so coot but also so dead for this picture **giggwes** I wuvoo so much
    xox
    Apr 10
    this is friggin adorable
    Princess_Babycakes
    Apr 10
    You guys are so cute! Happy for Y'all!!
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    #stolen
    #mustread

    this isnt my story but i thought id share it

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my buttcheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My butt was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two buttcheaks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poo- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my butt off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my butt cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own ****blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my butt at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for butt-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my buttcheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your butt having the texture of a Brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    GUYS TAKE IT FROM ME, DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR
    #stolen
    #mustread

    this isnt my story but i thought id share it

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was ...See more
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 6
    its brilliant
    Cuddle_Bear
    Apr 6
    Wait, all I've seen is don't shave your ass hair and I'm already nervous xD
    Sexy_chewbacca
    Apr 7
    Don't be nervous it's hilarious
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