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    deathmonkey6969 commented on TinyTina's photo
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    heyy :)
    Oct 9
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    feelin that bratty vibe 😈
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    I don’t respond to messages or friend requests from people with no profile pic! If your pic is just the grey person it gives you when you join the site then don’t even bother
    also won’t respond if you don’t interact at ALL on the site
    Oct 9
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  • deathmonkey6969
    Good Morning, my friends! Today, we're going to talk about something that's been on a lot of people's minds, and that's how to avoid "fake" daddys, littles, or just creeps in general. I'll have some safe, easy-to-follow and fun rules for cgs and littles of all ages!

    First, for the ladies. Ahhh, so you met your new, totally legit "forever daddy" yesterday evening, did you? That's wonderful! Oh? You sent him nudes and talked dirty last night? That's... special I guess. Awww, he has ghosted you this morning? That's, well, somewhat unsurprising. That's the #1 rule to avoiding what you would call a fake daddy: SLOW THE HELL DOWN. If a guy is just looking to get pictures/talk off you, he's probably not going to invest massive chunks of time.

    2. Look at his screen name. Does it have the word "Daddy", "Dom", or "Grandpa" (I can't believe I now have to add that) in it? 99%, move on.

    3. This one's kind of subjective, I guess. But trust your cringe reflex. Is he constantly whining? Does post things like "they call me the clock man because I like to be loved and to love in a way that makes the time fly"? You should be cringing. If he makes you cringe, you can probably move along.

    4. Look at his profile. Is he constantly whining? Constantly "liking" every time a female joins? Are the majority of his likes or shares blatantly sexual or naughty? You guessed it, gals. Move on along. This one falls under "work smart, not hard". When a guy throws his attention at every female, and they've all decided to reject him, well, let them do the work for you. Just say no.

    Fellas! No, no, no, I didn't forget about you. Thankfully, we have it easier, though the cost of failure can be high. It involves 3 words. DON'T GET CATFISHED

    I know, I know. You're thinking "but how do I know, Dan? The girl looking for a stranger to control her vibrator long-distance totally seemed legit!"

    I have bad news for you son... no, she didn't. You're thinking with the wrong head, my boy! There's an art to this, but catfish profiles usually have a vibe to them. Don't believe me? Try this experiment.

    Download the Plenty of Fish dating app, and create an account. Browse around there, and you'll notice something. You'll start having beautiful women contact you, right out of the blue. "Incredible!", you think, "all I need to do to sleep with this beautiful woman who's husband is out of town is click on this li-"

    STOP. RIGHT. THERE. That, my boy, is a blatant example of a catfish. Now, I know. The ones here are sometimes more subtle. You'll probably get a dozen of these messages. Click on their PoF profiles (not the link they send), and notice they all have a similar feel. Like, a little off. Odd word choices here and there. Pictures you feel like maybe you've seen before. This is our main concern. We've got one job to do, boys, and that's to avoid obvious catfish. Let's do it well.

    Now wasn't that fun? We've all learned so much, and will hopefully avoid having pictures of our naughty bits spread all over the internet by 73 year old men. Fellas, that can happen to you, too! Watch those catfish! And everyone, happy, um, DDlg-ing(?)!
    Good Morning, my friends! Today, we're going to talk about something that's been on a lot of people's minds, and that's how to avoid "fake" daddys, littles, or just creeps in general. I'll have some safe, easy-to-follow and fun rules for cgs and littles of all ages!

    First, for the lad...See more
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    If only *pouts*
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    deathmonkey6969 liked jackiec's photo
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    hi owo
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